Adventures of an elegant klutz

I can't do polls, but I wanted some opinions on what I should wear to slimelights on saturday. Jules thinks I should wear black mini and vest top, with chain mail bra top over. This actually looks way nicer than it sounds, but I think by about 3 I'd be in agony.

At the moment, I'm thinking I'm probably going to wear arwen's short black vevet dress. It's strappy, and flares out a bit. It's very flattering, but I don't know if it's a bit, well, plain. I'll be wearing my boots with it, of course, but black or coloured fishnets? hmmm

I never used to have this problem with clubs, what's going on?!